[ It's your friendly neighborhood obnoxious feathery asshole! His owner's been missing for a long time, and when his fat butt isn't perched on the TV absorbing the warm, Crowen is flapping around the hallways looking for food to pilfer and heads to dive bomb.

Yessir he is one dignified animal.

And he cares not for your privacy. If your door is open ( Read more... )

[The berry falls to the ground in a pile of tangled up jeans. It rolls, then settles showing two naked man-legs standing in the grass of the biodome which momentarily morph into four slim, sturdy hooves attached to deer-legs. An antlered head lowers, shaking out its neck before the stag sets off trotting away from the berry, happy to just be able ( Read more... )

Is there anywhere else you want to stroll through, Gaara-sama? [Sai asked, as he continued to carry Gaara on his back on their ‘impromptu’ date.]

[With his arms securely wrapped around Sai's neck, he did a quick scan of their setting and then replied candidly.] The dining area... I prefer water over the alcohol. [A beat.] Though the popcorn ( Read more... )